the cheshire cat ;;

[When Boris shows up on the screen, he's laughing.]

Damn if this isn't a good way to become famous- or maybe it's infamous now.

Let's clear up a few things, 'kay?

One! I haven't kidnapped anyone, promise. Search the carnival grounds all you like, anyone who's around here is of their own free will. Also, the ears and tail are real and... well, I haven't tried anything so far. So when I became a pervert is beyond me.

Two! As much as I love Chii's company, she's not always with me. She's super cute and I don't blame anyone for thinking I want to keep her all to myself, but I only meet with her for dates or if she's okay with me being in her apartment. She hasn't told me to leave once and- well, I wonder what that means!

... Three, and if you were half-asleep before, I'd appreciate if you listened now. The guy who made the last message accusing me is a misguided idiot who won't give up on finding Chii. He's even looking for her apartment when she's not telling him! If anyone's a stalker, I think it might be him. Claiming her as his property and all that- not healthy at all. I find it worrisome really. I'm only a guy looking out for his girlfriend and I'm not sure what this one's up to. It's already confirmed that he's some perv looking into weird movies, and if he's after Chii... Man, it makes me pretty concerned!

And since it's been a while since I've chatted on and on like this, I thought I'd say hello to everyone. Hi there! Boris Airay, resident Cheshire Cat, nice to meet you. If you're a friend of Chii's, I'd love to talk this over and clear up any inconsistencies~ ♥

As much as I love to hear myself talk, I think I've said all I've had to. If anyone can help me out with this little problem concerning Chii's security, the assistance wouldn't be denied. [a pause] Unless you're the pervert in question or Ace.

[One of those finely crafted Cheshire Cat grins and a wave goodbye.]

[NOW IF YOU WOULD KINDLY IGNORE THAT THIS WAS MEANT TO BE UP A WEEK AGO Boris is feeling the effects of the moon cycle. And he's looking for connections, he is. But there are more important things to do.]

Hey! Paging all programmers, technicians-- actually, I'll take any computer freak available. Lend a cat a hand. I've got an issue here.

{A big issue.}

We've got a special problem, and I'll take anyone with skill.

{Though 'special' is an understatement. That rat never fails to annoy.}

So if you think you can help out, tell me here. I'll take anyone, honest!

{Or maybe not. If they fudge up the job, they're good as dead.}

[At that thought, he sighs and his ears flatten against his head. It's clear that Boris isn't in high spirits right now.]

{Hang on, Chii...}