the cheshire cat ;;

[When Boris shows up on the screen, he's laughing.]

Damn if this isn't a good way to become famous- or maybe it's infamous now.

Let's clear up a few things, 'kay?

One! I haven't kidnapped anyone, promise. Search the carnival grounds all you like, anyone who's around here is of their own free will. Also, the ears and tail are real and... well, I haven't tried anything so far. So when I became a pervert is beyond me.

Two! As much as I love Chii's company, she's not always with me. She's super cute and I don't blame anyone for thinking I want to keep her all to myself, but I only meet with her for dates or if she's okay with me being in her apartment. She hasn't told me to leave once and- well, I wonder what that means!

... Three, and if you were half-asleep before, I'd appreciate if you listened now. The guy who made the last message accusing me is a misguided idiot who won't give up on finding Chii. He's even looking for her apartment when she's not telling him! If anyone's a stalker, I think it might be him. Claiming her as his property and all that- not healthy at all. I find it worrisome really. I'm only a guy looking out for his girlfriend and I'm not sure what this one's up to. It's already confirmed that he's some perv looking into weird movies, and if he's after Chii... Man, it makes me pretty concerned!

And since it's been a while since I've chatted on and on like this, I thought I'd say hello to everyone. Hi there! Boris Airay, resident Cheshire Cat, nice to meet you. If you're a friend of Chii's, I'd love to talk this over and clear up any inconsistencies~ ♥

As much as I love to hear myself talk, I think I've said all I've had to. If anyone can help me out with this little problem concerning Chii's security, the assistance wouldn't be denied. [a pause] Unless you're the pervert in question or Ace.

[One of those finely crafted Cheshire Cat grins and a wave goodbye.]

Alright, who's the funny guy who decided to mess with my calendar? [Not like he keeps a calendar, but he can read the date on the Dreamberry.] C'mon, I blank out for a couple hours and it's March? I call foul play! Emphasis on the 'play', maybe.

[Ah, but there's a thought.]

... huh. Hey Julius! You know what they say about interal body clocks? In our case, it's literal, right? I think I'm in need of a check-up, and I hereby designate you as the clock doctor. But don't worry, I've got a couple ideas that should help you out. I think either mine is off or... [Or it could've been broken. But that doesn't make sense since he's still the same old Boris. ... Moving on to the next topic~]

Somebody tell me what I've missed, guys! I'm reading the atmosphere and none of you are looking too great. When the circus is in town, you're supposed to be cheerful. And as long as I've got anything to say about it, the circus is always in town. So... buck up. [Sorry, he's not willing to put much effort into it for you everyday folks.]

( [Filtered to Chii & Kuni!Alice] )

[Irritable cat is quite irritable. But he's finally feeling well enough to make a post and let everyone know that he's still alive. Though he's sure a few wish otherwise.]

These have officially been the worst two weeks I've experienced since I got here.

And I'm back to lying in bed most of the time. Don't know how I'm going to make it to Alice's... Anybody feel like patching up a wound for me? Magnus~?

... speaking of wounds... You holding up okay, Senri?

[as for everyone else he pointed a gun at, well... it's not that he doesn't regret it, but he's not familiar with having to apologize for shooting at someone. Oh, but he didn't mind shooting Vincent. :D IF YOU WANT TO GUILT-TRIP THAT CAT, DO SO HERE.]

[ooc: Slowatus is officially over~ Oh, and this is before he shows up at Alice's party. So it's backdated just slightly. He won't know about anything that goes on at the party, anyway.]