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[NOW IF YOU WOULD KINDLY IGNORE THAT THIS WAS MEANT TO BE UP A WEEK AGO Boris is feeling the effects of the moon cycle. And he's looking for connections, he is. But there are more important things to do.]

Hey! Paging all programmers, technicians-- actually, I'll take any computer freak available. Lend a cat a hand. I've got an issue here.

{A big issue.}

We've got a special problem, and I'll take anyone with skill.

{Though 'special' is an understatement. That rat never fails to annoy.}

So if you think you can help out, tell me here. I'll take anyone, honest!

{Or maybe not. If they fudge up the job, they're good as dead.}

[At that thought, he sighs and his ears flatten against his head. It's clear that Boris isn't in high spirits right now.]

{Hang on, Chii...}